Time Flies When You're Crying — James Trivers

We have heard Monica Lewinsky's side of the story in regards to her illicit affair with then president Bill Clinton. However Chelsea Clinton has never shared what it was like for her to endure that debacle.Time Flies When You're Crying is a fictitious account of what that might have been like. Being Celeste Canton was wonderful until it became common knowledge that her father was sexually involved with a White House intern. Suddenly Celeste was swept up in a wave of excruciating embarrassment. The news media camped outside her school made it impossible for her to attend to classes. She found herself a prisoner in the planet's most opulent jail: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. She was home schooled and is denied her cell phone and internet access. She witnessed horrific screaming fights between her parents which only prompted her to act out in the most destructive and hateful ways. Life was becoming unbearable. The only recourse she has is to slip under the watchful eyes of the Secret Service and run away.