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They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes — Multiple Authors
Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe (Book 1):
They were the Best of Gnomes, They were the Worse of Gnomes.
Two Gnomes - Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along inlife when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputablesecond-hand wand shop that does pretty well at moving inventory.Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he movesregularly to avoid the authorities.
Everything changes when they combine their talents:
City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomesinvolved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to dealwith them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes!
Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far)Rat, a Trolless who runs the tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School ofMagic (with definite Mob ties).
Did we mention the impending invasion by the army of the Great Halfling Empire? They are going to cause some issues as well!
Bask in this illustrated 103,000+ word adventure! You'll laugh! You'll cry.
You'll never be the same.
Books 2, 3, and 4 in the series are available now on Amazon as eBooksand traditional paperbacks. Book 5 will be released on the unsuspectingpublic in April 2016.
They were the Best of Gnomes, They were the Worse of Gnomes.
Two Gnomes - Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along inlife when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputablesecond-hand wand shop that does pretty well at moving inventory.Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he movesregularly to avoid the authorities.
Everything changes when they combine their talents:
City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomesinvolved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to dealwith them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes!
Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far)Rat, a Trolless who runs the tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School ofMagic (with definite Mob ties).
Did we mention the impending invasion by the army of the Great Halfling Empire? They are going to cause some issues as well!
Bask in this illustrated 103,000+ word adventure! You'll laugh! You'll cry.
You'll never be the same.
Books 2, 3, and 4 in the series are available now on Amazon as eBooksand traditional paperbacks. Book 5 will be released on the unsuspectingpublic in April 2016.
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