The Godawful Misfortunes of Samson O'Christ — Michael Lawrence

When a bomb goes off under his bed, impoverished 23 year old philosophy graduate Samson O'Christ is blown out of his window above a joke shop in Cambridge, England. Waking from a coma four weeks later in Washington DC, he is given a mission by his filthy-rich Trumpian father to travel into a rather backward part of rural America in his wheelchair and buy off the blackmailing mother of a half brother he didn't know he had until now. Some way into his journey, Samson catches a bus, intending to alight at the town of Orifice in Areola County. Unfortunately, he sleeps through his stop, and by so doing sets in motion a series of events unlike any of his previous experience. Very unfortunate, life-changing events.