Ted the Outlaw — Steve Johnson

Which of the following short stories would you read first?A.) A stubborn donkey challenges a Tennessee race horse.B.) A chess match ends in bloodshed. C.) Two sisters beg a funeral director to play their daddy's favorite Johnny Cash song. D.) A shooter takes aim from a church baptistry.E.) Two astronauts survive a horrific spinout only to return to earth and find everybody else walking around in super slow motion.Why not read them all? They're all in this far-flung collection of short stories and more. Scroll up and get them now with just one click.