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On His Birthday, Reginald Got — J.M. Frey
On his 257th birthday, Reginald got stuck in a bank.
Well, yes alright, it was a bank robbery, but you know, it sounded better to say “in a bank.” Less horrifically embarrassing.
Imagine, someone like Reginald Schilverspün (and he's heard all the jokes about being born with things his mouth, and yes, they're all very clever but, you know, after 257 years the joke gets rather tired don't you think? So he'll thank you very much for not telling it.) Imagine! Reginald getting stuck in the middle of a bank robbery on his birthday.
Really now; only Reginald.
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A fun, frivolous short story about bank robberies, body theft, and bottled up frustration from the author of TRIPTYCH.
Well, yes alright, it was a bank robbery, but you know, it sounded better to say “in a bank.” Less horrifically embarrassing.
Imagine, someone like Reginald Schilverspün (and he's heard all the jokes about being born with things his mouth, and yes, they're all very clever but, you know, after 257 years the joke gets rather tired don't you think? So he'll thank you very much for not telling it.) Imagine! Reginald getting stuck in the middle of a bank robbery on his birthday.
Really now; only Reginald.
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A fun, frivolous short story about bank robberies, body theft, and bottled up frustration from the author of TRIPTYCH.
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