Johnny Chesthair — Chris Lynch

In the He-Man Women Haters Club, there are no girls allowed!Convinced that girls don’t play by the same rules as guys and are impossible to understand, thirteen-year-old Steven forms a club for “He-Men” only. Jerome, Wolfgang, and Ling-Ling are the other members: three misfits who have no idea what it really means to be a “He-Man.” Steven wants to be a “Johnny Chesthair” just like his bully of a father, and he tries to create the club rules and take charge. But soon the club is out of his control. Girls laugh at him, and his friends won’t listen. Does Steven have what it takes to be a “He-Man”? And what is a “He-Man,” anyway?