The Detachable Boy: With One Loose Foot — Scot Gardner

John Johnson is a bit weird. He falls apart -- literally. A sneeze can blast his head off. His hands can run about by themselves. He can pull himself together from assembled bits in the time it takes to make a sandwich. But he's never had to pack himself into a suitcase before, or be mailed to the U.S. to rescue his best friend Crystal, who has been kidnapped by a crime boss with four arms. Can he battle monsters and small dogs without losing his head?