Welcome to Condescension — Joe Vasicek

They graying of fandom was never this much fun.

SALUT, SALAAM, and SALUTATIONS to CONdescension 373, proud denizens of fandom! We welcome you to our convention this year, held in the beautiful underwater city of New Galveston.

We hope that you will help us all work together to keep the convention friendly and welcoming for everyone, and not repeat the unspeakable disaster of CONtamination 146. Unfortunately, time does not heal all wounds in fandom, especially when we are all functionally immortal.

Have fun!

This story is rated T according to the AO3 content rating system.