Robert T. Jeschonek

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  • Bibliography:
    158 Books (2 Series)
  • First Book:
    January 2006
  • Latest Book:
    November 2023
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Full Series List in Order

Forced Heroics

2 - Forced Betrayal (Jan-2012)
3 - Forced Partnership (Feb-2012)

Heaven Bent

1 - Heaven Bent, Part 1 (Feb-2012)
2 - Heaven Bent, Part 2 (Feb-2012)
3 - Heaven Bent, Part 3 (Feb-2012)
4 - Heaven Bent, Part 4 (Feb-2012)
5 - Heaven Bent, Part 5 (Mar-2012)
6 - Heaven Bent, Part 6 (Mar-2012)
7 - Heaven Bent, Part 7 (Mar-2012)
8 - Heaven Bent, Part 8 (Apr-2012)
9 - Heaven Bent, Part 9 (Apr-2012)
10 - Heaven Bent, Part 10 (Apr-2012)
11 - Heaven Bent, Part 11 (Apr-2012)
12 - Heaven Bent Part 12 (May-2012)

Multi-Author Series List

Star Trek: S.C.E.

60 - The Cleanup (Jan-2006)

Book List in Order: 158 titles

  • The Cleanup

    Star Trek: S.C.E. - 60

    STARFLEET CORPS OF ENGINEERS During the Dominion War, the Miradorn -- ninety percent of whom are telepathically linked twins -- allied themselves with the Dominion. Now, in the wake of the Alpha Quadrant's victory in that war, the Miradorn are eager...

  • Blazing Bodices

    Hardcore adventurer Sir Algernon Hogshead takes down badass steampunks in Victorian London. But the case of a lifetime might just ruin his winning streak and his life. When his wife starts keeping mysterious secrets and bad company, Sir Hogshead crav...

  • Bloodliner

    William Shakespeare still walks the Earth, but the price of his immortality is high. The Bard of Avon has become like a tragic figure from one of his own plays, cursed to live forever as a vampire. His goal in life after death: to find salvation in...

  • Dick by Law

    Dick By Law is fun. What's in a name? Ah, there's the rub..." Neil Innes, writer/actor/musician/comedian, Monty Python's Flying Circus , The Rutles , and The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band . What if you could have someone legally declared a dick? Simo...

  • Dolphin Knight

    How can a teenage girl who’s afraid of the water become queen of a kingdom above and beneath the sea? Raised on savage Shark Island, Cryssa Seachild escapes to her true home, a tropical Camelot protected by talking dolphin knights in shining armor....

  • Fear of Rain

    Thanks to the sorcerous Mr. Flood, Johnstown, Pennsylvania has drowned three times...and the fourth time will be the charm. By the time he gets done flooding Johnstown, the city will vanish beneath the waves forever...unless his flood-making apprenti...

  • The First Detect-Eve

    ReviewsRobert T. Jeschonek "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories out of that skewed worldview." â€" Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author of the Starship series"Jeschonek´s stories are de...

  • Forced Retirement

    What if Alzheimer's struck the World's Mightiest Hero? His daughter, heroic Hericane, finds out the hard way. Gripped by dementia, godlike Epitome tears apart a city, and no one can stop him. Will his madness destroy the entire world? Not if Hericane...

  • The Genie's Secret

    A sexy genie held captive by a brutal master has no choice: she must obey his twisted wishes at all costs. When a federal agent with a flair for the supernatural comes to the rescue, the genie must obey her master's orders to capture and torture him....



  • The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe

    The alien Ectozoids can't bear to kill, and their enemies are out for blood. Who better than Earth's top serial killer, Luther Paraclete, to awaken their killer instincts? How was he to know they'd turn into such eager students? When a planet of peac...

  • The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake

    Beware the snack cake from Hell! Junk food genius Smidgen meets the woman of his dreams at a twisted supermarket of tomorrow. But going home with her just leaves him wanting more. If only his sweet talk could get his lady-love to break her diet and e...

  • My Cannibal Lover

    Reviews"It’s a really fascinating mind game he’s playing here â€" but anyone can play mind games; playing them within the context of a well-wrought story is something only the Laffertys and DiCharios and Jeschoneks of the world can do." â€" Mike ...

  • Playing Doctor

    Can a gnarly lab assistant find love with his smoking hot mad scientist boss? Faithful lab lackey Glugor lusts after sexy Dr. Medici, but Dr. M only cares about taking over the world. She uses him like a glorified guinea pig, turning him into rampagi...

  • Rose Head

    In a world where everyone has a flower for a head, who can stop the serial killer called the Pruner? Enter Inspector Glisten, a hard-boiled, two-fisted, rose-headed cop who'll stop at nothing to cut down the Pruner. But when the trail leads to a seed...

  • Serial Killer vs. E-Merica

    A serial killer is murdering E-Congress! Virtual reality e-representatives form a more perfect union in a future America of a hundred states. Until someone reaches into the computerized Congress and murders them one by one. Only Nevada, the e-rep ser...

  • Trek This!

    A twisted Trek -stravaganza from an award-winning Star Trek author! Seven stars of a science fiction universe warp through twisted changes on the final frontier. Driven by forces they can't understand, the magnificent spacefaring Seven charge thr...

  • 6 Fantasy Stories

    Welcome to six of the most amazing fantasy stories you'll ever read. This volume includes five full-length fantasy e-book stories plus an exclusive bonus short story for one low price. The lineup includes the following fantastic tales:Forced Retire...

  • 6 Scifi Stories

    Welcome to six of the most out-there science fiction stories you'll ever read. In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. You've never met anyone quite like Luther Paraclete, ...

  • 6 Short Stories

    Welcome to six short stories from award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek. This volume includes six full-length tales for one low price:"Wave a White Flag." Old man Henry decides to throw everything out the window, literally. No one can stop...



  • Dionysus Dying

    Jazz star Bobby Ball sees the future when he plays his sax. The music of his dying idol, Omar Wild, throws open the door to tomorrow, but Bobby doesn't like what he sees. A faded torch singer will die unless Bobby plays an impossible song, one that r...

  • Earthshaker

    Sexy private eye Gaia Charmer brings new meaning to the words "Earth Angel."  This mysterious (and bipolar) bombshell has the power of the Earth itself at her fingertips, but the murder of her best friend knocks her world off its axis.  Out...

  • Groupie Everlasting

    Terpsichore the muse has a thing for musicians. Her passion breathes life into the careers of stars from the Pied Piper of Hamelin to a modern-day guitar hero. But when the latest in her long line of superstar finds flames out, Terpsichore must tap...

  • Lump, A Christmas Tale

    Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas...and likes it! Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, which he sees as a black badge of badness. But this Christmas, when the coal doesn't come, the ten-year-old ho...

  • Trek Fail!

    ReviewRobert T. Jeschonek "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes incredibly witty, incisive stories out of that skewed worldview." â€" Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author of the Starship seriesProduct DescriptionA non-fict...

  • Trek Off!

    Captain Picard, Commander Riker, and Lieutenant Data made history on the bridge of the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation...but what about the crewmen of the lower decks?Captain Sisko, Commander Worf, and the crew of Deep Space Nine were po...

  • The Masked Family

    Meet Cary Beacon, a super-hero in his own mind. Cary's mission to rescue his kidnapped step-kids leads him to Mexico, where he teams up with El Yucatango, a gonzo masked wrestler on a mission of vengeance. As Cary and El Yucatango fight the battle of...

  • Universal Language

    One mistake by space linguist Jalila could cost an alien species their lives. The crew of the starship Ibn Battuta has 24 hours to prepare the people of planet Vox to face an approaching invasion fleet. But when Jalila mistakenly uses a forbidden s...

  • Diary of a Maggot

    A murder victim makes a tasty feast for a family of flesh-eating maggots. But when the maggots become the murderer's next targets, their gruesome banquet turns into a killing field. Can a single courageous worm with a vision inspire the survivors t...

  • A Matter of Size

    Reviews"One of my favorite stories I've ever had the pleasure of producing on the show. Brilliant piece of writing." â€" Norm Sherman, Chief Editor and Producer, The DrabblecastRobert T. Jeschonek "sees the world like no one else sees it, and makes i...



  • Heroes of Global Warming

    A Super-Hero Tale by a DC Comics Writer. The world's hottest hero has gone rogue! In an age of global warming, super-heated hero Skillet looks like a lukewarm loser. But when his teammates, the Castigators, turn their backs on him, he turns the Cast...

  • Teacher of the Century

    The blackboard jungle has become a hell on Earth. Welcome to the school of tomorrow, a futuristic nightmare of high-tech savagery. Tribes of genetically and cybernetically enhanced students rule the classroom. Weaponized parental A.I. drones terroriz...

  • Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf

    A twisted modern fable from award-winner Robert T. Jeschonek, author of the Booklist Top Ten First Novel for Youth My Favorite Band Does Not Exist . Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty...

  • One Awake In All The World

    The bigger the bug, the bigger the gun! Exterminators Pass Candle and Nona Stiletto keep space safe for humanity by mowing down hostile alien lifeforms. Cyborg implants and badass attitudes make these warriors unstoppable, but a distress call lands t...

  • Give The Hippo What He Wants

    A mind-blowing science fiction thriller from an award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author! In the baseball league of the future, losing the World Series will get you the death penalty. Nobody cares if anti-MVP Thal Simoleon choked because of an...

  • The Return of Alice

    Alice has had a lousy life since she left Wonderland. All grown up and trapped in an uhappy marriage, she longs to escape. But when she finally manages to leap through the mirror, she gets one twisted shock after another. What ever happened to the cr...

  • My Favorite Band Does Not Exist

    Sixteen-year-old genius Idea Deity believes that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent, omnipotent author . . . and that he will die in chapter 64. Meanwhile, an older teen named Reacher Mirage sings lead vocals for the under...

  • Tannhauser: Rising Sun, Falling Shadows

    Winner of the 2013 Scribe Award for Best Original Novel. The year is 1954, and in a dark and violent alternate history, the Great War never ended. The forces of the Reich, led by the occult-obsessed Kaiser, have sold their souls to demonic powers as ...

  • Off The Face Of The Earth

    Where do all the missing children go?  The answer could be more incredible than you can imagine.  When a little boy disappears off the face of the Earth, his good-for-nothing father turns over a new leaf and sets out to track him down…but...

  • 6 More Scifi Stories

    In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. You've never met anyone quite like Nona Stiletto, the sexy cyborg exterminator who takes on a planet of alien monsters...Thal Simoleo...



  • Day 9

    Somewhere in the world, a genius builds a machine to bring mankind closer to God.Somewhere in time, another genius builds a cathedral with a mind of its own.Somewhere on the road, three searchers race a serial killer to find the man with the key to s...

  • Road Rage

    Pray you never see Walter Haskell’s headlights in your rear-view mirror. This road-raging vigilante roars up and down the highway, burning rubber as he guns for reckless drivers with his fast and furious moves. Walter plays for keeps in his war to ...

  • Something Borrowed, Something Doomed

    The wildshiners of Best Virginia make bioengineering seem like magic, whipping up incredible hybrid creatures like rhinoporcupines and exotic environments straight out of a fairy tale. But the genebillies of the prank-loving Dozen clan take it too fa...

  • The Sword That Spoke

    Once upon a time, the sword Tizona helps the warrior knight El Cid cut a swath through the Moors invading Spain. But El Cid doesn't know the great sword's secret: that it has a mind of its own and talks only to his beautiful wife, Jimena. Together, T...

  • 6 More Fantasy Stories

    In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. You've never met anyone quite like Tizona, the talking sword of the Spanish warrior El Cid...Omar Wild, the dying jazzman whose tunes ...

  • Girl Meets Mind Reader

    Falling in love can be impossible for a mind reader like Virgil. Whenever he meets someone, he sees her deepest flaws and darkest secrets right away. But when beautiful Bridget swoops into his life, he can't read a thought in her head. Bridget's a cl...

  • Crimes in the Key of Murder

    Nobody cares who killed a down-on-his-luck piano player...except his brother, who happens to work for the crimefighting detective Sister Mayhem. Tearing up the underworld with her network of operatives--the Order of No Mercy--Sister Mayhem will stop ...

  • 6 Crime Stories

    In these pages, you will witness some of the most twisted, mysterious, and thrilling stories ever to bloody a crime scene. Meet Johnny Murder, the baddest bad guy ever to rise from the dead on Bourbon Street (or did he?)...Jean-Claude, a waiter who'l...

  • The Foolproof Cure for Cancer

    Tom, a Marine who fought in Iraq, faces a nightmarish bargain. His wife has terminal cancer. Mr. Mayflower, the Billionaire Samaritan, has a miracle cure...for a price. To save his wife, the Marine must cross a line he thought he'd never cross and co...

  • Getting Higher

    Joe the small-town pot dealer is down on his luck. Broke, evicted, and framed for a rip-off he didn't commit, he loses everything, from his precious stash to his jerk of a best friend. It's time to turn over a new leaf or get smoked. But can Joe clea...



  • The Other Waiter

    Jean-Claude the waiter doesn't like it when a new guy horns in on his territory.  Even when the new guy's a private waiter working for the meanest mob boss in town, Mr. Donzatto. No way will Jean-Claude let some mob flunky steal his thunder. ...

  • The Shrooms of Benares

    Benares: planet of fungi on the far frontier. Mushrooms grow taller than trees, fungal creatures roam the landscape...and a terrible new spore turns humans into the walking dead. The one man left alive, a genetically modified super space priest named...

  • Star Sex

  • Trek Script 2

    Once upon a galaxy, a spaced-out writer launched a script for a starry TV episode set in a universe much like a certain trek we know and love. Here, for the first time, you can experience this voyage into trekkerness. The names are new, but you might...

  • Trek Script!

    Once upon a galaxy, a spaced-out writer launched a script for a starry TV episode set in a universe much like a certain trek we know and love. Here, for the first time, you can experience this adventure of the next generation of trekkers. The names a...

  • Who Unkilled Johnny Murder?

    Johnny Murder, a dead man, shows up on the streets of New Orleans, terrorizing the eccentric members of the French Quarter Open Air Artists and Psychics 'Sociation. Has Johnny come back to life as a zombie? Po'Boy Boudreaux, sax-playing ex-constable ...

  • Forced Betrayal

    Forced Heroics - 2

    Who murdered the girlfriend of the World's Mightiest Heroine? Super-powered Hericane will stop at nothing to find out who killed the woman she loved. But when she teams with Bonnie Taggart, internal affairs investigator for the Superhuman Protectorat...

  • Lenin of the Stars

    Lenin came from outer space! He and his fellow shape-changing aliens bring communism to Earth, hoping to teach galactic harmony to violent humanity. Communist aliens posing as legendary leaders steer great nations through the turbulent history of the...

  • Messiah 2.0

    What form will the Second Coming of Christ take? In the world of the far future, Father Clement the warrior priest and Imago the stained glass robot will stop at nothing to find Him...so they can KILL Him. It's the only way to save the King of the Wo...

  • Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up

    Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies...conquers jerks with his powerful farts...and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. But what ha...

  • Trek It!

    If you love spaced-out treks, this is your chance to own a galaxy of them in one giant collection. For the first time anywhere, you can buy the entire TREK IT! series by award-winning Star Trek author Robert T. Jeschonek. TREK IT! includes all seven ...

  • Trek Novel!

    Once upon a galaxy, a spaced-out writer launched a novel exploring a starry saga set in a universe much like a certain trek we know and love. Here, for the first time, you can experience this voyage into trekkerness. The names are new, but you might ...

  • Trek You!

    Once upon a galaxy, a spaced-out writer launched an online fiction serial celebrating the fortieth birthday of a starry saga much like a certain trek we know and love. Here, for the first time, you can experience the lost chapters of this deep space ...

  • Beware the Black Battlenaut

    All-out war engulfs a distant quadrant of space. Hardcore warriors clash in high tech Battlenaut armor, pitting the ultimate fighting machines in epic struggles on a planetary scale. In the heart of this raging hell, the sleep-deprived Redeye squa...

  • Flight of Ideas

    From the dizzying heights of a soaring imagination come 50-plus poems--some old school, some new school, some so far "out there" that you've never seen anything like them and probably never will again. (Check out "The Last Night of the Last Bokey-Bok...

  • Forced Partnership

    Forced Heroics - 3

    FORCED HEROICS BOOK 3. Hero-on-sidekick violence explodes in this hard-hitting super-hero tale. Why does Partycrasher, dark avenger of the night, give his sidekick (also codenamed "Partycrasher") the beating of a lifetime? Could it be the cowled cru...

  • Heaven Bent, Part 1

    Heaven Bent - 1

  • Heaven Bent, Part 2

    Heaven Bent - 2

  • Heaven Bent, Part 3

    Heaven Bent - 3

  • Heaven Bent, Part 4

    Heaven Bent - 4

  • Heaven Bent, Part 5

    Heaven Bent - 5

  • Heaven Bent, Part 6

    Heaven Bent - 6

  • Heaven Bent, Part 7

    Heaven Bent - 7

  • Heaven Bent, Part 10

    Heaven Bent - 10

  • Heaven Bent, Part 11

    Heaven Bent - 11

  • Heaven Bent, Part 8

    Heaven Bent - 8

  • Heaven Bent, Part 9

    Heaven Bent - 9

  • The Wife Who Never Was

    What happens when a truly super hero loses the love of his life in the continuity overhaul of his fictional universe? Mighty Pinnacle's super memory won't let him forget his lost marriage to Doris Dane, and his aching heart drives him to search every...

  • Blackbeard's Aliens

    Cannonballs and laser beams fly as blazing battle rages between a fleet of pirate ships and a squadron of alien fighters. Demonic aliens board the ships and let loose high-tech ray beams on hardened pirates armed with pistols and cutlasses. In the he...

  • Heaven Bent Part 12

    Heaven Bent - 12

    Stag the movie star has gone to Heaven, but it's a Heaven unlike any he ever imagined, filled with dangers, secrets, and an incredible cast of dead superstars. In Part 12 of this twisted saga, Stag accepts the ultimate challenge: uniting warring fact...

  • 6 Superhero Stories

    In these pages, you will thrill to some of the most exciting superhero stories ever to star a caped avenger, all written by DC Comics writer Robert T. Jeschonek. Don't miss these edgy, exciting, and surprising tales from this award-winning storytelle...

  • Heaven Bent

    Where do superstars go when they die? A special Heaven, of course, where the music and parties go on forever. But when Stag the movie star gets there, he soon discovers that all is not as it seems. Hidden horrors lurk around every corner, and every a...

  • Six Short Stories

  • Kiss of the Acolyte

    In a world where the art of seduction means everything, Tiki Jordan faces the ultimate test. As an acolyte in the Rites of Dawn, she must fulfill the desires of the man who holds the key to her future. But when strange visions of a mysterious woman t...

  • Resist the Red Battlenaut

    The Red Battlenauts show no mercy. Roaring out of the darkness of deep space, these ultra-high tech war machines pound the hell out of both sides in a bloody interstellar civil war. No one can even SEE the Reds--no one except Marine Corporal Solomon ...

  • The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater

    The burly, furry members of the International Bear Brotherhood can't resist a pitcher of beer or a knock-down-drag-out bar brawl. But the fun's over when one of their own disappears without a trace, causing his lover, Angus, to set out on a quest to ...

  • Heaven Bent, a Novel

    Where do superstars go when they die? A special Heaven, of course, where the music and parties go on forever. But when Stag the movie star gets there, he soon discovers that all is not as it seems. Hidden horrors lurk around every corner, and every a...

  • Scifi Motherlode

    In these pages, Robert Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. Don't miss these 18 edgy, exciting, and surprising science fiction tales from award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert Jescho...

  • Snowman's Chance in Hell

    Welcome to the icy land of Drift, where flesh falls from the sky like snow, and snow-people build men of meat the way we build snowmen. Champion meat-man builder Wink creates a masterpiece that comes to life like Frosty the Snowman made of meat. But ...

  • A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend

    Judd the popular 17-year-old jock has it all figured out. He's the star of his school, the top of the heap...but then the world starts changing around him and won't stop. Without explanation, everyone turns into purple furries...then gas-blasting puf...

  • Warning! Do Not Read This Story!

    Reader beware! This story has a warning in the title for a reason. Dare to ignore it, and you'll be sorry. You might find it sticks in your head in ways you won't like, making you do things you'll regret. One thing's for sure: it will change your lif...

  • Tijuana, Massachusetts

    Why does Cape Cod, Massachusetts keep changing into Tijuana, Mexico? Don't ask Patty, the foul-mouthed everything-hater with a memory full of holes. Every time the lump on her head buzzes, Cape Cod becomes Tijuana or vice versa. One minute, Patty see...

  • The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement

    The male enhancement of tomorrow has everything from shape-changing powers to a mind of its own. But what happens when this miraculous endowment refuses to cooperate with its new owner? War breaks out between man and enhancement, the ultimate struggl...

  • Luminaria

    On a day known forever as The Silencing, millions of human colonists went missing in space without a trace. Fifty years later, a team of explorers mounts a search, riding a space elevator into the heart of the unknown. One scientist, Gabriel Shard, h...

  • The Memory of You Lingers

    Baird the convicted rapist knows no peace. Ten years of haunting by the digital ghost of his victim, Frieda, have left him a basket casebut freedom awaits. If he can just make it till tomorrow, his sentence will end, and the digital ghost will become...

  • Christmas at Glosser's

    Step back in time to Johnstown, Pennsylvania in 1975. Shoppers fill the downtown streets, bustling between the Glosser Bros. and Penn Traffic department stores...and one little boy runs through the crowd on a mission. Eleven-year-old Jack wants one t...

  • Daddy's Little Girl

    Ever since the Voices started, little Bonnie can't sleep anymore. Every night, they whisper through the walls of her room, casting a dark spell over someone in her family. preparing them for a rampage of gruesome murder. What if the only way for...

  • Death by Polka

    Who killed Polish Lou, the famous Prince of Polka Music? His daughter, musicologist Lottie Kachowski, comes home to the polka heartland of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, to find the answer. Lottie has an unbeatable talent for using music to solve crimes, a...

  • Lump

    Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas...and likes it! Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, which he sees as a black badge of badness. But this Christmas, when the coal doesn't come, the ten-year-old holy...

  • The Slaughterers

    A gang of vicious scalpers roams the Arizona territory in the Old West, slaughtering town after town. Only one man stands in their way: a sword-wielding Arabian knight named Badr al-Medina. To stop the scalpers' killing spree, Badr makes a stand a...

  • The Walking Bomb

    Rev. David Halloran does the Lord's work, tending his flock in the town of Clover, Texas…and moonlighting in a bomb factory on the side. He couldn't be in a worse place when a streak of bad luck strikes, and the people he knows and loves go up in ...

  • Six Scifi Stories Volume Four

    In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. You've never met anyone quite like the story-fighting LaVerge sisters…12:30 P.M., the fugitive time fragment...Frieda, the killer-h...

  • Battlenaut Crucible

    The Red Battlenauts show no mercy. Roaring out of the darkness of deep space, these ultra-high tech war machines pound both sides in a bloody interstellar civil war. No one can even see the Reds--no one except Marine Corporal Solomon Scott. Recruited...

  • The Spinach Can's Son

    Imagine a world filled with comic strip characters you know and love...the world of the Underfunnies, where nothing is as it seems. Molly, a "Panelnaut" explorer, searches this strange 'toon world for her missing husband, only to find him at the hear...

  • Cock-a-Doodle Die

    The Planet of the Chickens is here! In the future, humanity has devolved into rat-sized pests who stir up trouble in a civilization of super-sized poultry. Killer roosters hunt the pests without mercy, but one such hired gun--champion cockfighter Sha...

  • Easter at Glosser's

    Step back in time to Easter, 1935 at Glosser Bros. Department Store in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. The display windows bloom with brightly colored decorations, and the smell of roasting peanuts fills the air. Each child gets a free baby chick for the ho...

  • Halloween at Glosser's

    It's Halloween 1970, and Erin Lewis can't draw anything scary enough to win the window painting contest at Glosser Bros. Department Store in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. The 16-year-old has other things on her mind, like holding a sance at Glosser's to c...

  • Unbullied

    Sixteen-year-old Charlie West has nowhere left to turn. A cyberstalker named Conscience has made her life a nightmare, bullying her by remote control. But in Charlie's darkest hour, she discovers Nil, a radical underground movement using guerilla tac...

  • A Glosser's Christmas Love Story

    With her fianc far away fighting a war in Korea, Sarah faces a blue Christmas in Johnstown, Pennsylvania in 1953. But going to work as an elf at Glosser's Department Store turns her holiday upside-down. Santa Claus, played by fellow employee Frank, f...

  • The Messiah Business

    Con man Zalmon and his gang of grifters fleece followers of Jesus Christ in biblical Galilee…until Vashti, a beautiful face from the past, makes an offer they can’t refuse: unless the grifters kidnap an Apostle, their crimes will be expos...

  • Monkey Sea, Monkey Do

    When Ida got her wish to become a Sea Munky, she didn't realize the greatest drought of all time was about to dry up the bodies of water she needed to survive. Now, in one of the last pools of water on Earth, she and her fellow aquatic creatures figh...

  • A Spice Most Demanding

    Most guests at The Unicorn's Egg in downtown Philadelphia come seeking shots of magic-just one more belt to satisfy their addictions to spells and sorcery. Newcomer Oliver Box breaks the mold, though, coming to the pub to help others-bringing old...

  • Not-So-Fortunate Son

    In Isosceles City, where super-heroes and villains run amok, one man follows a trail of superhuman annihilation. Tormented by his own dark past, the hero called Pluribus watches costumed warriors drop like flies. The son of a self-styled super-god, P...

  • In the Empire of Underpants

    Imagine a world without humans, where smart clothes equipped with apparel intelligence fight for supremacy. When a brave pair of smart-briefs sets out on a quest to cure his people's madness, he ends up in the middle of an all-out wardrobe war ins...

  • The Merchant of Elves

    Asa makes a living as a fixer, pretending to intercede with elves she doesn't believe in to keep construction projects running smoothly in tourist-booming Iceland. Most everyone believes in the Hidden People except her...but that changes when she une...

  • Not So Fortunate Son

  • Thanksgiving at Glosser's

    Just imagine living at the classic Glosser Bros. Department Store during the holiday season! For teenage Jessie, it's a dream come true and a way to stay in Johnstown after her dad moves away to find work. Store friends like Hunt Room Mary and the Sh...

  • Fourth of July at Glosser's

    Happy 200th Birthday, USA! The Spirit of 1976 is sweeping Johnstown, Pennsylvania. Glosser Bros. Department Store plans a giant fireworks show to mark the national Bicentennial. But teenage Amy Lindsey isn't in the mood to celebrate. Not since her pa...

  • Mazes & Labyrinths

    Enjoy the urban fantasy stories of the Uncollected Anthology: Mazes & Labyrinths now collected in this bundle.Investigate an underground city and study some installation art. Share your popcorn with the mice and unravel the mystery of a disappear...

  • Space 1975

    The 1970s are back! What better decade to inspire a new anthology of space opera stories than the one that gave birth to a certain epic set long ago, in a galaxy far, far away?Every story in this new book will feature the distinctive style of the 70s...

  • Horde's Challenge

    Barbarian hordes rule the fallen and desolate world of tomorrow. Horde lords Tork and Angar battle for control of what's left-until the high-tech Blacksmiths whisk them away to fight a war for survival among the stars. The barbarians' killer instinct...

  • Horde's Power

    Barbarian hordes rule the fallen and desolate world of tomorrow. Horde Lords Tork and Angar battle for control of what's left-until the high-tech Blacksmiths whisk them away to fight a war for survival among the stars. The barbarians' killer instinct...

  • Glosser Bros. Holiday Tales

    GLOSSER BROS. IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Welcome back to the most classic department store of all, where every day is a sale, and every holiday is unforgettable. Grab your brown-and-white striped shopping bag, breathe in the smell of roasted nuts, and cel...

  • In the Empire of Underpants and Other Stories

    Imagine a world without humans, where smart clothes equipped with apparel intelligence fight for supremacy. When a brave pair of smart-briefs sets out on a quest to cure his people's madness, he ends up in the middle of an all-out wardrobe war instea...

  • Tales from the Canyons of the Damned

    This forty-second issue of Tales from the Canyons of the Damned consists of six sharp, suspenseful, thought provoking short stories-each from a different featured master of speculative fiction.Worth a Thousand Screams by Robert JeschonekArmageddon's ...

  • Gray Lady's Revenge

    Retired military armor jock Augusta Gus Light-nickname Gray Lady-and charming smuggler Mephistopheles Drake risked everything to put down a bloody rebellion on Shepard's Moon. The free people of Shepard's Moon, including her estranged son, called the...

  • Dog and Pony Show

    One twisted world after another awaits you in this collection of weird horror tales from USA Today-bestselling author Robert Jeschonek. The title story, Dog & Pony Show, sets the tone, plunging you into a bizarre realm where dogs are more like giant ...

  • How to Save the Worlds Without a Proper Map

  • 100th Power Vol. 1

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    Imagine a pair of high-tech smart-briefs on a quest to save the world for underwear-kind...a shrinkable crime-fighter hunting a killer of pint-sized superheroes...and an unseen tentacled parasite forcing human puppets into sacrificial horrors. You wi...

  • 100th Power Vol. 2

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    Imagine a killer snack cake with a murderous mind of its own...a loose cannon cop with a rose for a head...and a futuristic warrior chicken in a finger-lickin' free-for-all. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume Two of this bra...

  • 100th Power Vol. 3

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    Imagine a dog-propelled starship commanded by single-celled warriors...a love-starved dishwashing machine on a deadly rampage...a stained-glass robotic messiah fighting armies of zombies...and a horde of fire-breathing dragons laying waste to a repti...

  • 100th Power Volume 1

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    Imagine a pair of high-tech smart-briefs on a quest to save the world for underwear-kind...a shrinkable crime-fighter hunting a killer of pint-sized superheroes...and an unseen tentacled parasite forcing human puppets into sacrificial horrors. You wi...

  • 100th Power Volume 2

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    Imagine a killer snack cake with a murderous mind of its own...a loose cannon cop with a rose for a head...and a futuristic warrior chicken in a finger-lickin' free-for-all. You will meet all these wondrous oddities and more in Volume Two of this bra...

  • 100th Power Volume 3

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    Imagine a dog-propelled starship commanded by single-celled warriors...a love-starved dishwashing machine on a deadly rampage...a stained-glass robotic messiah fighting armies of zombies...and a horde of fire-breathing dragons laying waste to a repti...

  • And The Unicorn You Rode In On

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    An elf cowboy on a fool's errand to the Old West town of Desperation, Arizona hunts a faerie bandit queen with a powerful relic in her clutches...but his unicorn steed faces the greater test. The one-horned magical...

  • Aye, Plank

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    Walking the plank on a pirate ship is a death sentence, unless you're Miles Thackray. With the seafaring magic at his command, he refuses to fall...and awakens a soul within the plank itself to aid him in his desperate secret mission. Besieged by mon...

  • Black Cat Weekly

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  • Blastoff!

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    3...2...1...Blastoff! Join the ultimate voyage into the great unknown, one that will race you to the farthest stars and most distant worlds where only the strangest and most exciting adventures will be found. This collection of 18 stories by Star Tr...

  • Chariots of the Godless

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    The old gods have returned and walk among us. Their powers are divine, their glory awesome to behold.But someone, somehow, is abducting them.As gods go missing, their disappearance seems inexplicable...until strange clues impossibly point to beings f...

  • Cielo doblado

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    Una estrella de cine muerta se encuentra en un Cielo hecho para celebridades, poblado de grandes en el negocio del cine, televisión y música… pero secretos impactantes en el corazón del llamado ‘paraíso’...

  • Cosmic Conflicts

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    Born in the throes of violence! Teeming with conflict ever since! Constant struggle is the way of our universe and the heart of this thrilling collection of stories. Get caught up in the excitement of cosmic gods at war over battleground Earth...a li...

  • Creuset Battlenaut

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    Les Red Battlenauts ne montrent aucune pitié. Rugissant hors de l'obscurité de l'espace lointain, ces machines de guerre ultra-high-tech martèlent l'enfer des deux côtés dans une guerre civile interstella...

  • Crisol Battlenaut

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    Los Red Battlenauts no tienen piedad. Rugiendo desde la oscuridad del espacio profundo, estas máquinas de guerra de altísima tecnología machacan a ambos bandos en una sangrienta guerra civil interestelar. Nadie puede ni siquiera ...

  • The Dancing Dead

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    Dance or die! That's the choice faced by victims of the Dance/Drop plague raging through the United States of tomorrow. Everyone in the nation dances nonstop, knowing all the while that as soon as they quit moving, they will die an agonizing and sens...

  • Faerieverse Unleashed!

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    When Lexie the astrophysicist experiences bizarre sightings of faeries in space, she gets caught up in a deadly struggle against invading aliens and feeding-frenzied zombies. The chaos leads Lexie and her mentor into a trap laid by faeries, a high-st...

  • Funny By Design

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  • Gray Lady Rising

    • / Science Fiction
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    Powerhouse writers Robert Jeschonek and Annie Reed join forces to bring you the first book in a rousing new series that proves you're never too old to kick some ass.Thirty years ago, military armor jock Augusta Gus Light led a last-ditch battle to sa...

  • How to Save the World Without a Proper Map

    • / Fantasy
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    Thanks to a rare condition, Desiree can hardly find her way across her own apartment without getting lost. How can she possibly navigate an alien environment and save two worlds from a powerful entity before time runs out? Destiny—and a blue-s...

  • In a Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns and Other Stories

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    Get ready to have your mind blown.Each of these 15 scifi/fantasy stories shines a light on another wild world you've never seen before.From exploding clowns to killer chickens, you will meet the wildest characters.And find a bold new way of looking a...

  • The Listened Heart

    • / Fantasy
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    In a war-torn world of tomorrow, the warlord known as Paragon Hammer relies on Jocelyn, a mindreading listener, to ease his guilt and enable his atrocities. But visions of his downfall come to pass and upset the balance of power between them forever....

  • A Maze That Is A Great White Bull

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    A quarter-century ago, the underground Maze of Mithras disappeared from the uplands of Italy, taking Andrea's partner with it. Now that it's returned—thousands of miles away in Namibia, Africa—she races to unravel its mysteries...and, p...

  • Monsters of Ice Cream

    • / Fantasy
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    WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM! A love of ice cream brings monsters flocking to a small-town soft-serve stand that never turns them away. But when the open-minded owner falls ill, a wolfman and his creature feature friends have to keep the place alive. ...

  • Old-Fashioned Bargain Days at Glosser's

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    Travel back to a time when true love meant everything and the customer was always right, in the heart of a bustling steel town where the possibilities of life were endless.The greatest sale of the year is back at Glosser Bros., but the rock-bottom pr...

  • Space

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    The 1970s are back! What better decade for a new anthology of space opera stories than the one that gave birth to a certain epic set long ago, in a galaxy far, far away?Every story in this new book will feature the distinctive style of the 70s, trans...

  • Steampunks and Other Heavy Hitters

    • / Fantasy
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    The power of steam drives conflict and adventure around the world, pitting fantastic retro technologies on the field of battle in the name of ambition and heroism. Thrill to breathtaking feats of derring-do in the age of steampunk saviors and beyond....

  • Terremoto

    • / Fantasy
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    La sexy detective privada Gaia Charmer le da un nuevo significado a las palabras Ángel de la Tierra. Esta bomba misteriosa (y bipolar) tiene el poder de la Tierra en la punta de sus dedos, pero el asesinato de su mejor amiga desvía su m...

  • Uncollected Anthology

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    Asa makes a living as a fixer, pretending to intercede with elves she doesn't believe in to keep construction projects running smoothly in tourist-booming Iceland. Most everyone believes in the Hidden People except her…but that changes when she...

  • Valentine's Day at Glosser's

    • / Historical Romance
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    What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than a love poetry contest at the Glosser Bros. and Gee Bee department stores? The winner gets a shopping spree, but the best prize goes to the judges: falling in love. Sparks fly when Gee Bee girl meets G...

  • Worlds Beyond Disaster

    • / General Fiction
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    Corrupt governments, secret societies, mutated creatures, and post-apocalypse Earth meet strong-willed characters, unexpected hope, and gripping action. For fans of Suzanne Collins, James Dashner, and George Orwell, a new dystopian ebook bundle is h...

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Robert T. Jeschonek has published 158 books.

Robert T. Jeschonek does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, Dog and Pony Show, was published in November 2023.

The first book by Robert T. Jeschonek, The Cleanup, was published in January 2006.

Yes. Robert T. Jeschonek has 2 series.
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