The Teacher from Heck by R.L. Stine

Is MRS. HEINIE Gone Forever?

- Mrs. Heinie is so nearsighted, she can't find her nose without her glasses on!

- But she doesn't have to see to know that Bernie Bridges and his Rotten House buddies are up to no good. Cuz they're ALWAYS up to no good!

- Mrs. H. decides she can't take it anymore! She's replaced by a teacher named
Mr. Skruloose. He's the Teacher from HECK! He's so strict, he won't let kids
SNEEZE! And he gives four hours of homework every night!

- Mr. Skruloose HAS to go. The annual Water War is under way. Who has time for homework?

- Can Bernie think up a scheme to bring Mrs. Heinle back? Does a weasel have lips?

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