The Royal Treatment by Maryjanice Davidson

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In a world nearly identical to ours, the North won the Civil War, Ben Affleck is the sexiest man alive, Martha Stewart is a better pastry chef than insider trader, and Russia never sold Alaska to the U.S. Instead, Alaska is a rough, beautiful country ruled by a famously eccentric royal family, ostracized by the other royals, and urgently in need of a bride for the Crown Prince. In fact, ANYONE would do. But they have no idea what they're in for when they offer the job to a feisty commoner...a girl who's going to need...

The Royal Treatment
The Princess-To-Be Primer,

Or, Things I've Learned Really Quick, As Compiled by Her Future Royal Highness- Yeah, Whatever-Christina. That's me.

1. Asking for cocktail sauce for your oysters will make the chef cry, then faint.

2. Telling jokes you picked up from the guys on the fishing boat doesn't go over really well at a fancy ball.

3. Telling the obnoxious younger royals you're going to kick them where the sun don't shine if they don't stop annoying you is guaranteed to make them follow you everywhere.

4. Must learn to curtsy, stifle burps, and tell the difference between a salad fork and a fruit knife. Don't these people ever use hands?

5. Must not keep thinking about Prince David's amazing eyes, lips, hands, shoulders, uh...wait, can I start over?

6. Waltzing: Head up, fingers down, don't let the tattoo show.

7. Remember: this is a business arrangement. That kiss in the gallery? The one that thawed the Alaskan frostiness down to a tropical heat? An aberration. Do not repeat...unless absolutely necessary.

8. The most important word in "royal family" is still family.

9. Becoming a princess is a lot harder than it looks.

10. Falling in love is a whole lot easier...

Now, in this dazzling, delightfully wacky tale from MaryJanice Davidson, a tough commoner and a royal prince are about to discover that who they truly are...and what they desperately desire...may both be closer than they ever dreamed...