The Meanest Thing to Say by Bill Cosby

This easy-to-read story about peer pressure by comedian and storyteller Bill Cosby is now a Scholastic Reader
Michael Reilly has introduced a new game to Little Bill and his friends. You get twelve chances to say something mean to another kid--and whoever comes up with the biggest insult is the winner.
Insults start flying: "Jose hops with the frogs in science lab " "Andrew eats frogs for dinner " "Little Bill shoots baskets like a girl "
Little Bill tries to think of really mean things to say in retaliation. But Dad teaches him a strategy that enables Little Bill to save face while remaining the nice kid that he really is

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